If it can go wrong – it will!

walking painsI awoke this morning with renewed vigour, and decided that this would be a good week. I had a particularly hectic day at work and looked forward to getting it over with. But no sooner had I stepped into the car than I heard a dragging sound, rather like I had run over an old metal dustbin. As I hadn't made it out of the car park, I stopped to investigate. The entire back bumper was just hanging down and as I walked up to it, the whole thing crashed to the ground. I could not believe it. I tried to pick it up to put it in my car, but it wouldn't fit, then my friend offered to get it in her people carrier, but we couldn't get the doors to close! For goodness sake, it was like an episode of Laurel and Hardy with my friend and I staggering all over the car park, looking for a place to hide it so it wouldn't get nicked before Pete could pick it up later in his truck.

Having got through this delay, I had to now had only 30 minutes to speed round the supermarket getting the food shop done before haring it down to the school to pick up the kids. Optimistically, I tried to put the glitch behind me and head home, convinced one little blip wouldn't spoil my good week prophesy. My optimism was short-lived! As soon as I got on the A1, I hit non-moving traffic; it had shut due to an accident ten minutes earlier. All positivity slowly evaporated as I sat in the non-moving lane for an hour and a half, enduring all the beeps and people gesticulating and mouthing the words "Did you know you've lost your back bumper?" I'm beginning to think it's not the Chinese rug, it's me. I am forever jinxed. I can't wait to see what disasters tomorrow brings...


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